Sitting in my office earlier tonight, I caught a whiff of something emanating from the sun room where Phantom Shitter and White Bitch count down their elderly dog days.
I called out to Hubby, "Is that poop?"
Hubby replied, "No. Feces."
Assuming he misheard me I said (a little louder), "Did he poop again?"
Deadpan, Hubby responded, "No he just laid down some feces."
Do I have to tell you that we both laughed wildly?
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
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$HIT!!!!!!!! You guys KILL me!!!!
LMFAO!
You're both nuts!
You goofballs.
Thank GOD that DH and I aren't the only ones who think poop discussions are funny!
**snort**
How have I been missing this blog?
I'll be keeping a closer eye from now on!
Too Funny.
(and thank you very much again for the very kind words about my blog)
Like when my dog "laid down a small feces" at your house.... Curly doesn't actually POOP, heaven forbid!
Phantom Shitter? That's brilliant.
I love it! Someone else who appreciates a good POOP joke!
Does he wear a little half-mask and a cape when he shits?
When I was young I was giving my two younger sisters a bath and the baby pooped in the tub, unsure of what to do I called my mom in that drawn out way, "mmmoooommmm?" She of course wanted to know what was wrong to which I replied she needed to come upstairs and see what was going on. She came up, my dad stayed downstairs in the living room, and my mother (who NEVER SWEARS) shouts, "Shit!" and my dad says, "Claire that's what it is but we don't say it like that in front of the kids." We still laugh about that today.
So who had to go "feeshing" and clean it up?
HA HA HA HA.
you are something else.
ps: i am OBSESSED with Cakesters now.
Thanks, thanks a lot.
Hee hee.
I once wrote a poem about a couple of dogs meetng and how they like to put names to faeces. I was so proud. :D
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