Thursday, August 21, 2008

Child of Mass Destruction

Forget about WMDs. What Saddam Hussein really needed to take down the United States were CMDs, Children of Mass Destruction.

The Ambassador pulled off this mayhem in about 15 minutes yesterday morning, right before he began drawing on my windows, while I was desperately trying to get a few calls made to doctors and -- oh, the irony -- maid services.

It was very dramatic destruction, filled with much throwing and chattering. Before his mission was complete, he also managed to gouge a small divot in my desk with an Elmo toothbrush holder (thanks for that great gift again, Dear Mother-Out-Law) and poke Alpha Bitch in the eye. Although, in his defense, he was telling her, "Eye, eye! See? Eye!" So I think he was trying to educate her on her various body parts.

8 comments:

Jazz said...

Looks familiar! My whole house looks like this!

All Adither said...

Holy crap. That kid is prolific.

Debbie said...

You mean the rooms in my house aren't supposed to look like that? Shit!

Jo Beaufoix said...

Why are kids so good at this?

Karen said...

You don't need a maid service, I think you need a reconstruction team! This kid's efficient.

The Microblogologist said...

Niecey at that age would have had all the stuff off the bookcases and the desk given all that time to wreck havoc. She is somewhat less destructive at 5...

Glad you like my name, it came when I was discussing starting a blog with Baby Sibling and she suggested "microblogology", I tweaked it and the rest is history. I've been a lurker here for awhile, been working on delurking lately. Thanks for checking my blog out, you are one of my blog role models, I love how you write hilarious tags at the end (and I totally copy you, just not as well).

Karen

herself75 said...

oh that is NOTHING! you should see my playroom! second thought... no.. noone should see that disaster!

did you know that Crayola makes markers for windows? pretty neat actually...

Solei said...

aaaah!

so that's why hubby got you the cleaning service for labor day, huh?

I'm still jealous.
I had to tackle a worse one than that yesterday.
The mission: Princess' room!